Here’s an article on the BBC news site about Mary Portas’ report into UK High Streets. She has outlined 28 ideas to help combat the decline of retail, including the cutting of regulation for shops and market traders. As Fakenham’s a market town with retailers who, like the majority others all over the UK, are fighting to survive, you might want to take a look.

The comments on the article are as varied and entertaining as usual. The first ones I read seemed to be pointing out the role that convenient car parking (or the lack of it) and its cost are playing in keeping people from shopping in town centres. It’s a point of view I’ve read recently expressed by local people too.

I’m involved, via Kick Start Fakenham, with a new local business group we’re just starting to organise. One of our ideas is to run a Fakenham shop promotion in 2012. I thought it might be a good idea if we could arrange for free parking in the town while it’s running, as an added incentive to bring in shoppers. What do you think? Is parking in Fakenham still a problem? Does it put you off coming into town to buy locally? Do you use the free parking at Tesco or the Pay & Display? Your views are sought!

Do you recognize this derelict Fakenham building? Bit of a disgrace, isn’t it? It has apparently looked like that for around 20 years and it’s one of two in Oak Street and nearby Star Yard, under the same ownership, which are in a similar state of disrepair.

A local resident has set up a petition on the NNDC website to determine whether the full council should be obliged to discuss these buildings. In order for them to do that, it will require 1500 signatures within three months (I wonder if any previous petitions have actually met these seemingly high criteria?). If you think that this matter should be dealt with by the District Council, you should add your signature to the petition.

Bridge Street, Downham Market. Picture: Ian Burt. EDP website

Here’s an EDP article about Norfolk and North Suffolk’s market towns.

It reports a study carried out by Norwich Business School at the UEA which looked into the public’s view of these towns – what the shops are like, whether they were just ‘clone towns’ with the same old choice of retailers or had independent shops and where they were lacking.

One section about Fakenham says that it isn’t looked on as a clone, that part of our town’s charm is the ‘old fashioned feel’ and that the ratio of chain stores compared to independent stores seemed to be 50-50.

“People feel, however, that Fakenham could be updated a bit with a wider choice of shops as most people end up going to King’s Lynn or Norwich to shop for clothes etc.”

I reckon that’s probably right. Fakenham needs more clothes retailers. Which clothes shops, if they opened in Fakenham, would keep you from travelling to Lynn or Norwich for your duds?

In case you hadn’t noticed, there have been a couple of changes to Fakenham’s shops recently…

First, the Spalding estate agents has moved across Oak street to the premises formerly occupied by Pearce Electrical. Bigger, more modern and more impressive shop front – it looks really good.

Second, the old Fakenham Learning Centre building, which has been unnoccupied and extremely dowdy for ages now, has some stickers in the window announcing that Hughes Electrical will be opening there in May. Well done Hughes – that’ll make a massive improvement to the shopfronts in Norwich Street.

A couple of signs I’ve spotted over the last few days. Who makes this stuff?

That’s the first phantom comma I’ve ever seen, plus a probable record for the number of phantom apostrophes on one sign. Impressive!

Have you seen one of these in the wild yet?

How cool is this? It’s a funky purple eco-friendly jute bag bearing the message…

“Fakenham. Bloomin’ Lovely.”

It was designed by year 10 pupils at Fakenham High School for the Fakenham Area Partnership, who obtained some funding for the project via a bid to  ‘Awards For All’.

The bag is 100% recyclable and will be sold through local markets and retailers, plus schools, community groups and the Tourist Information Point. A Farmers’ Market postcard/calendar will be placed into each bag to underline the “shop locally, eat healthier, live sustainably” message.

Want one?  They’re £3.50 each. Find them at…

Corders Budgens
Lawnwise & Leisure
Fakenham Heelbar
Fuglis
Get Smart
Sweets-n-things
Secrets
NewsKlip
Fakenham Garden Centre

And they’ll also be available at…

Chemstop
Whichcraft/Witchcraft?
Amie’s – Hairstylist
Fakenham Racecourse
Tourist Information Point/Library
Connect Office

The town of Fakenham seems to be in a bit of a state of flux right now – at least the shops in the town centre are. That shop next to our town sign which I originally described as a ‘bathroom shop’ and which then morphed quietly into a clothes shop is now on the march. A bright yellow display of balloons adorns the windows, with posters stating that the shop will be moving (see photo inset). It all seems very strange. Anybody care to start a conspiracy theory?

The new shop in Norwich Street, Fakenham – on the site of the toyshop which only recently closed. Apparently (and hopefully somebody in the know will correct me if I’m wrong) they’ll be selling army surplus gear, which sounds a tad obvious being as they’re called ‘Quartermasters’. Well, that’s a bit different anyway and better than having yet another baker/butcher/optician in the town centre. I hope they do well.

I know – I didn’t have to go far to take this snap as it’s right opposite my office door!